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An NBA fan in Oregon recently got his marijuana grinder signed by a Portland Trail Blazers star.

There's probably a pick-and-roll joke in here somewhere, but we're too lazy to find it. Anyway, here's what happened.

A fan named Calder Johnson spotted Trail Blazers forward Noah Vonleh at a local Safeway. Johnson had apparently left both his authentic Vonleh jersey and his Vonleh rookie card at home -- but some quick stoner thinking saved the day.

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Every time Johnson grinds up some weed to roll a joint from here on out, that doobie will, in a sense, come endorsed by Vonleh.

Well played, lad. Well played.

Now, if there are two things Portland loves, those things are sneakers and strip clubs. But if there are two otherthings Portland loves, those things are the Trail Blazers and legal recreational marijuana.

"You walk into a grocery store with your grinder; that’s already Portland," Johnson told The Big Leadafter his encounter with Vonleh. "Secondly, the Blazers are at Safeway just hanging out which is a normal thing here. And then they’re down to sign a grinder. It’s a whole bunch of funny things coming together."

In conclusion: Portland seems chill.